Normally I'm a music reporter, but I just had to mention this Super Bowl ad. It's become something of an Internet meme. Maybe it's the next "Chocolate Rain"? All I know is I will have nightmares forever, yet I can't stop watching it.

First, the original commercial:

Here's a kid who wrote an extended version of the "song" in the commercial:

A horrifying "remix" of the "song":

- Andy