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05-09-2008

the sexy meter

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Updated Thursday, March 20, 2008

HOT

Almost done.

With finals week upon us, thank God there’s no beach around here.

points: 8comparable to: Bikinis

MEH

Conservancy fundraises to rid Mount Nittany of moths

These gypsy moths don’t seem to have the transient part down.

points: 5comparable to: Monokinis

UGLY

Swimming coach leaves for Ohio State

It’s like Damon to the Yanks, but with more water.

points: 2comparable to: Sunburn

FUGLY

Movin’ On canceled before headliner

Don’t blame us: We told you to organize an anti-rain dance.

points: 1comparable to: Mosquitoes

STATE COLLEGE'S SEXINESS THIS WEEK:

UNSEXY


overall average: 4comparable to: Watering plants