Being a disappointed Eagles fan, I only had invested interest in three things last night during the Super Bowl.

1. The one second Miller High Life Commercial
2. The hour-long Office episode that immediately followed

And, of course, the super duper halftime show starring Bruce Springsteen and the E-Street band. Bruce not only rocked the asses off everyone in the arena, but he also provided a few hilarious moments which I have listed for your convenience:

1. Bruce commanding viewers to "STEP BACK FROM THE GUACAMOLE DIP" and "PUT THE CHICKEN FINGERS DOWN!" (0:45)
2. Bruce sliding into a cameraman, thus giving the impression that he was indeed humping all of us watching at home. (3:42)
3. The exchange between Bruce and Steve during "Glory Days":
"WHAT TIME IS IT STEVE?"
"IT'S BOSSTIME!"

Hell yes, that all happened. Check it out now before Youtube removes the videos!

Part 1: "Tenth Avenue Freezeout"

Part 2: "Born to Run," "Working on a Dream," "Glory Days"

-Rich