Fergie? Really?!

Just when I thought it couldn't get any better than Nickelback selling out the Bryce Jordan Center, Fergie went and just made my freakin' dreams come true.

Fergie! Yes, this news is ferg-a-freakin-licious! Fergie, of the Black Eyed Peas, will be performing at Beaver Stadium during the Gridiron Bash, which I believe is some sort of fancy pep rally.

What a great event this will be. I mean, I don't know about you other football fans, but nothing makes me get more pumped than slamming back some beers, cheering on the blue and white and listening to pop masterpieces like "London Bridge" and "Fergalicious."

I'm so glad Penn State didn't get that lame band ZZ Top to perform. I mean, honestly who wants to hear rock music during a football pep rally? Not this guy. It's Fergie or nothing!

After I purchase tickets for this life changing event, I'm going straight to Wal-Mart to buy a gallon of paint (I assume Wal-Mart would have gallons of paint at their disposal) and some arts and crafts supplies. When I get back I'm going to turn on some Fergie, put the ticket in safe keeping and then just drink the entire gallon of paint to my face. But before I do that, I might make one of those cool glittery t-shirts to wear for the performance. Maybe I'll have it say "I [heart] Fergie" or "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard." She sang that right?