Fergie said it best in her song "Labels or Love," made for the Sex and the City movie:

"Gucci, Fendi, Prada purses, purchasing them finer things

Men they come a dime a dozen, just give me them diamond rings

I'm into a lot of bling, Cadillac, Chanel and Coach

Fellas boast but they can't really handle my female approach"

There's nothing us ladies like more than designer labels. Just thinking of seeing the Coach label on my teeny-tiny wristlet gives me shivers.

But according to KETV in Omaha, Neb., indulging in a little designer might hurt you.

Well, an imitation designer. According to KETV, "Most of the purses look like handbags that cost hundreds or even thousands of dollars. The fakes cost a fraction of the price of the real bags."

Seriously, who among us -- shut up Carrie Bradshaw -- hasn't carried around a fake Louis or a Coach whose "C's" look like "G's."

Here's my solution to beating the feds: eBay.com.

This entry, ending Thursday afternoon, is a gorgeous, pretty, wonderful, sexy (get my point?) chocolate brown and tan hobo bag.

As of Wednesday afternoon, there are no bids, and it's up for $42.99. That's probably less than what you'd pay at one of the designer parties.

Hey sun goddess, how's that tan? For those who love being outdoors but don't want the sun to lighten their hair (I know -- my hair went from a reddish brown to golden in a day) here's an incredibly cheap, sexy Coach hat. Say it with me -- 99 cents, 99 cents, 99 cents, as of Wednesday afternoon.

And for those who love the sexiness of Chanel, here's an amazing light pink logo tote bag. It's a little pricey, at $155 as of Wednesday afternoon, but look at. Just look at that quilted Chanel that would make even Anna Wintour smile.

And the best part about these finds? No jail time or fines included