Sunday, of course, was the Phillies' home opener. And since they won the '08 World Series, it was time for them to do something more exciting than winning the Series itself -- raising a stupid flag.
But the Phillies fans could not handle the intensity of the flag-raising. Want to see some Philadelphians beat the hell out of each other? Want to see a really bad emo haircut? Want to hear 40,000 people who sound like Sly Stallone? (OK, we can't help out on that part. This video doesn't have sound.)
From the Deadspin:
Beautiful. Anyway, it must suck for Phillies fans realizing that their team is 0-1 and the Battlin' Bucs are 1-0.
-- Shorts
