It's not Thanksgiving, but I have something to be thankful for. I'm thankful for the fact that I don't live in the city of Pittsburgh, though my town borders the city. Why am I thankful that I don't live in the city?
Because then I'd be governed by this moron.
That douchey-looking guy next to Snoop Dogg is Pittsburgh "mayor" Luke Ravenstahl, famous for being the youngest mayor of a major city and also for changing his name to Steelerstahl before the AFC championship.
Hey, look, there he is at the BodyBuilding.com Super Bowl party:
Of course, he'll probably be re-elected because he did change his name to Steelerstahl.
-- Shorts
