A German trucker crashed his truck and lost his load last week. The cause of the accident? The man was masturbating while on the job.
The trucker was apparently undeterred by the 4 a.m. crash in Sweden; he continued to masturbate while police interrogated him.
This is the most delightfully innuendo-laced news story I've ever seen, from the headline, to the last sentence, which claims "a stiff fine is possible."
