Ok, so maybe we were being a little rowdy, but out of ALL the people at Paternoville, one girl (we'll call her Debbie) took exception. I don't mind being politely asked to chill and be a little quieter but Debbie was a bit condescending towards all of us.

She dropped a "I like having fun and all but people are like (long pause), you know." We don't mind being quieter but if you're upset with us, cut to the chase. Say, "hey guys, I'm trying to sleep so can you be a bit quieter." There's no reason for a disclaimer. I'm sure you like fun. In fact, Debbie might be the most fun person in all of Penn State.

On behalf of all of us hanging out here, we're sorry to have kept you up. But next time, don't be such a downer!

P.s. - After our kind friend left, someone from our own group dubbed us a "Paternity." For those who might not be able to figure out his creativity, combine fraternity and Paternoville and that's what you get.

P.p.s. - We have a cookie monster hat. It's awesome.

P.p.p.s - The cookie monster hat would love Insomnia Cookies.

--Greg