Tomorrow is Tuesday and you all know what that means. It's Inauguration Day.
Like the rest of America, I've got that presidential fever, and the only remedy is...drinking!
Tuesday will be a day of equal opportunity for everyone in America. Barack Obama will become our 44th President and most of the world will be watching this momentous occasion. For those of us who have a source of alcohol and a television, I propose a drinking game to celebrate the inauguration of Obama.
This drinking game, featured on nextround.net, is the only way to enjoy all the festivities that will be happening throughout the day.
The game has a few simple rules but they are potent. Some of the rules include: Drinking when someone says "Historic," "Monumental," "Change" (in noun form) and "Lincoln."
In addition, one must drink every time "you see Oprah crying," "A white guy pretending to know the words to a Black Eyed Peas song," and when "Jesse Jackson takes credit for Obama's campaign."
This game is not for the weak. One must be a seasoned drinker with a lot of experience. If you cannot handle a lot of alcohol in a short period of time, I do not recommend this game.
Note to those who have class during this time: I do not condone skipping class to play this game. However, you can tape the ceremony and watch at your leisure. And, because you taped it, you can watch it over and over again.
Even if you don't play the drinking game, I hope everyone watches the inauguration and has at least one drink. It will be a momentous occasion and one for the record books.
Cheers!
- Kate


digg
Facebook
del.icio.us

Atom