As the weather improves and the semester comes to a close, there is increased temptation to get sloshed and play Frisbee on your lawn until you collapse.

But with parents' weekends and the unavoidable visits by family members during this time of the year, it may be best to find some sober activities around town.

During the day it's pretty obvious that you and your parents will spend a large amount of time strolling the streets of College Avenue, purchasing Penn State merchandise -- as if it's not frustrating enough that your T-shirt drawer does not close as it is. Then you'll take the inevitable trip to Wal-Mart where they'll buy you a box fan and some ramen noodles while your little brother bitches about being bored. All this is well and good but what are you to do with these beloved family members when the sun goes down?

I noticed that many of us have chosen to take Mom and Dad out to the bar. This is a horrible idea. You might be able to handle three pitchers of Captain and Coke but one martini will more than likely send Mom over the edge. The last thing you want to see is your parents grinding to "Make Love in this Club" and the inevitable make-out session that will ensue afterward. Plan ahead people -- there are plenty of fun family activities around State College that won't give you nightmares for the rest of your life.

For starters, you could take Mom and Pop out for dinner. Instead of hitting up the old fall-backs of The Corner Room and The Deli, try something a little more eclectic such as Zola's or Otto's on Atherton Street. In these cases, however, you may have to allow your parents to foot the bill, but they'll appreciate your taste.

Another little known secret of downtown State College is the State Theatre, which offers yet another sober option for movie-goers. Granted it will probably be an obscure film that no one in your party will enjoy, at least you're becoming more cultured. The State Theatre is a historical gem that offers films, theatre, dance performances and concerts, and your mere knowledge of it will impress the parentals.

Perhaps you have a sibling who doesn't want to sit through a sub-titled French film? In such a case, consider a trip to one of the area's bowling alleys. Northland Bowl, on Martin Street, and Bellefonte Lanes, a short drive out of town, will be sure to please. (Plus there's booze... just control yourself).

Oh and did you know Penn State competes in sporting events other than football? Shocking, I know. Going to a baseball game or track meet is another option when the family is in town. Especially if either of your parents is an alumnus of this university, this will bring them back to their college days -- because as we all know, they weren't drinking at our age, they were enjoying sporting events and spending hours nestled in the Pattee stacks studying.

Whatever you do with Mom, Dad and your bratty siblings while they're in town, remember to avoid alcohol. I saw far too many embarrassing parental performances this weekend. Make a valiant attempt to show your loving family that their tuition dollars are not going to waste on a four year adventure in binge drinking.

--Mary