Alcohol has a funny way of affecting people. Some can only handle a drink or two before becoming extremely intoxicated. Others are seasoned veterans and can drink for hours without feeling anything. Either way, alcohol changes people for better or for worse. The blog writers at holytaco.com came up with their own list of the Ten Worst Types of Drunks:
http://www.holytaco.com/10-worst-types-drunks
While I think some of these are apt and I've ran into many of these at both parties and bars, I've decided to make my own top 10 list of annoying party-goers.
10. The drunk who shows up to your party wasted and throws up
This person always ruins your party. They arrive by stumbling into your party, mumbling incoherently about something and then proceed to throw up. This isn't always the bathroom and they often ruin the mood of the party. They pass out on your couch while you have to clean up their mess.
9. The non-drinker who shows up and criticizes everyone who is drinking.
This person annoys me greatly. This person was invited to the party because they are a friend. The host doesn't want them to feel left out so they get the invite. However, when they show up, all they do is complain that everyone is drunk and criticize them for drinking. If you don't want to be around drunk people, don't come to the party. If you want to come to the party to socialize, don't complain about people drinking.
8. The person who complains that there is only beer to drink
There is always one person who complains at a party. Often, this complaining stems from the lack of variety in alcohol. Many people are now forced to offer both Jungle Juice and beer. However, many of us are poor and in college so we must stay within our budgets. If you are going to complain about the choice of alcohol, bring your own.
7. The person who brings their own beer and then complains when others drink it
This goes together with the last one. If you are going to bring your own drink, put your name on it or carry it around. If not, someone will drink your alcohol. It's a party and people will be looking for alcohol. If you don't take the time to protect what is yours, don't complain when someone drinks it without your permission.
6. The party-goer who turns down the music so they can hear the game
I love sports and I love to watch sports while I am drinking. However, when I go to a party, I don't expect to hear what the announcers are saying if the game is on television. If I am really interested in closely watching a sporting event, I will stay home to watch it. Don't ruin someone else's good time by turning down the music to hear the game. The announcers don't say anything interesting anyway.
5. The girl who brings an entourage of guys to a party
I'll admit, I am guilty of this and I get a lot of grief for it. I have a lot of guy friends and only a handful of girlfriends. When I go out, I am often with at least four or five guys and no girls. It becomes an issue when I go to a party where the host is expecting me to bring a gaggle of girls. While I've never been thrown out of a party, I have been badgered. Note to girls in my position: bring at least one girl with you in your entourage. Your guy friends will thank you.
4. The person who changes the music
The person will always get booed, even if they are the host of the party. It may seem like no one is into the music but once it is changed, the entire mood of the party changes. It's even worse if the change is to a bad song. Stay away from the stereo system unless you are authorized by everyone in the party to change the music.
3. The person who stays long after the party is over
While it is okay for some friends to stay over after the party, for some hosts, that position is limited to those whom are very close to them. There is nothing worse than someone who stays at your party way after everyone has left. You want to go to bed but you are stuck hanging out with an acquaintance. It can get very awkward and tiresome.
2. The person on the rebound
There is often one person at a party who just broke up with their significant other and is looking for a rebound. Either male or female, this person gets very drunk and then flirts with every person at the party. By the end of the night, they have failed because they were so desperate and you are left consoling them as they cry or complain.
1. The person who is sad and mopes in the corner
This goes along with the last one but it is much worse. This person can ruin a party without saying a word. They come into the party, sad because they broke up with their significant other, and are already wasted. They sit in the corner and drink hard liquor, trying to get as drunk as they possibly can. Someone is always stuck taking care of them and making sure they don't end up at the hospital. By the end of the night, they have destroyed the mood of the party and at least one person's night.
- Kate