
In honor of the 55-13 asswhipping the Nittany Lions put on Syracuse this Saturday, I did a little orange crushing of my own, whipping up a batch of Orange Bars and trying (and failing, miserably) with Creamy Orange Bon Bons. The Orange Bars recipe called for blood oranges, but there was already so much carnage on the field, I substituted navel oranges instead. Also, that's all the supermarket had.
If you've ever eaten lemon squares, you'll recognize the end product.

The first step was to mix dough for the crust. The recipe instucts you to "toss all the ingredients into your stand mixer or food processor," as if you have a choice about which you'd like to use. I have neither, and opted for a whisk. The recipe also tells you to mix until "combined and crumbly." My dough wasn't crumbly, but still worked.

The dough is kind of heavy and difficult to spread, so I used my hands to cover the pan. Later, I poured the orange filling on top, which illustrated how uneven this crust would be post-oven. As with the crumbliness, it wasn't a big deal, and was easily fixed by moving some of the filling mixture around. Really need to trim those sideburns.

While the crust was in the oven, I set to work on dessert #2, the bon bons. I had to buy a melon baller to make these, taking me one step further on the path from my youth to adulthood. In spite of the simplicity promised by the three-step recipe, the bon bons proved tricky. Either the melon baller wasn't up to the task, or I simply wasn't baller enough for it. You can see for yourself. Only one of these attempts looks like it should. The rest, especially the problem child in the lower left, are not cooperating. We'll come back to these later. And by the way ladies, that ringed hand in this shot is the photographer's; I'm still single.

The orange bar filling called for eggs, orange juice, sugar and flour, but no oranges. In an effort to sex up the recipe, I chopped up some oranges and added them to the mix. It was a good addition, giving the final product more texture and flavor.

When the crust is finished baking, pour the mixture on top, jiggle it around a bit to even everything out and put it back in the oven for about a half hour.

Back to the bon bons. I probably deviated too much from this recipe, which may be why it didn't turn out so well. For example, the recipe tells you to roll the ice cream balls in powdered orange drink. It didn't sound that good, and I already had a bunch of oranges, so I decided to mix crushed oranges with ice cream instead. Bad call -- this mixture didn't freeze well, and trying to use the melon baller on it was even tougher than before. Even with the straight ice cream, the recipe was difficult to pull off. The next step asks you to drizzle chocolate on top of the ice cream balls, and try as I might, I only ended up with a gloopy mess. Facing down a glob of hardened chocolate with melting ice cream underneath, I abandoned ship. Perhaps the bon bons would have been salvagable if I had more patience and kept them in the freezer longer, but to me it just seemed like trying to rescue these would have been like putting bacon on an Alaskan governor -- it would accomplish nothing.

This looks like an egg casserole.

The ugliness of the orange bars when they came out of the oven was disheartening, but help was just a flour sifter away. Using the sifter, I spread a light coat of powdered sugar on the bars, rendering them more delicious-looking.

Given the drinking scene in this town, it's no surpirse that the bars were a success. The bon bons lived up to their fancy name and proved difficult to pull off. But for a simple dessert recipe with fruit, the orange bars are a touchdown.
Orange Bars
Crust:
1 cup butter, softened
2 cups flour
1/2 cup powdered sugar
A pinch of salt
Toss all the ingredients into your stand mixer or food processor. Mix until combined and crumbly. Press lightly into 9 x 13-inch pan. Bake at 350 degrees for 10-15 minutes and cool slightly.
Filling:
4 beaten eggs
2/3 cup blood orange juice
1 1/2 cups sugar
1/4 C flour stirred together
Optional powdered sugar for dusting.
In the bowl of your standing mixer, blend the eggs and sugar together until smooth. Add the orange juice and again blend until smooth. Add the flour, mix on low-medium until incorporated. Pour the filling into the warm crust. Bake at 350 for 25 minutes, or until the center of the bars no longer jiggles.
Cool to room temperature, or refrigerate if you like your citrus bars chilled. Gently dust with powdered sugar when about to serve.
Courtesy of quirkycupcake.com
Creamy Orange Bon Bons
Note: I deviated from this, but here's the original recipe.
1 quart vanilla ice cream
1/2 cup powdered orange drink
12 ounces bittersweet chocolate , in chunks
With a small ice cream scoop or melon baller, scoop balls of vanilla ice cream onto a cold cookie sheet lined with waxed paper. Place in the freezer to reset the ice cream balls to firm.
Put the chocolate in a microwave safe bowl and microwave at medium until liquid, about 1 1/2 minutes. Stop and stir every 30 seconds until melted, be careful not to burn it.
Spread the orange drink powder onto a large plate. Roll the ice cream balls in the powder and return them to the cookie sheet. Drizzle the melted chocolate over the ice cream balls. Return to the freezer until ready to serve.
Courtesy of foodnetwork.com