'Fed'eral Offense (Nov. 17) was perhaps the most amusing review of any piece of "music" that I've ever read. For years, I thought that my cynicism and sarcasm was unparalleled in this world. I almost wet myself when I read it online at work (during lunch break, of course, and the Internet browser was certainly not minimized in the corner of my computer screen either.) I then proceeded to forward said article to anyone who had some minute logic and interest in music. I would even venture to say that most of your readers never even realized that what you wrote was a completely spiteful review. Quoting yourself, I'd rate your article an "A+ infinity." Keep on Fed-knockin' in the free world. Touche'.