Congratulations to Penn State student government, now UPUA, for taking ineptitude to a totally new level. I always thought that USG/UPUA couldn't be more worthless than when I was a student, but somehow the current assembly has found a way to up the ante. If it's not a presidential candidate winning the election, then being disqualified for saying some crazy things (but actually being ousted because he spent too much ... right ...) while subsequently being arrested for borrowing some convenience store items, then it's talk of student government thongs, or holding meetings at Mad Mex. Brilliant. Kudos to the current resume padders for proving to me that just when I thought an organization couldn't bring less to the table you rose to a previously unimaginable level of incompetence to prove me wrong.
Chris Hafer, Esq.