Countless letters have been written both in support and opposition to the College Republicans' plans for their Illegal Immigration Awareness Day ("PSU against illegal immigrant day," April 13). But really, College Republicans, you can't go back on this. You can't let a liberal point of view interrupt your preachings to the choir. In fact, you need to take it a step further.

Cover yourselves in black face for Black History Month. Hold mock heterosexual weddings outside Players Nite Club every Sunday night. And once you're done with the immigrants, you could put out bounties on all our left-wing professors.

You should get started on these ideas right away. I hear the College Democrats revving up their hybrids to "Corral an Oil Tycoon." Don't get left in the dirt.