This past weekend I couldn't help but notice the ridiculous amount of garbage and filth that plagued Beaver Canyon, specifically near Penn Tower. I observed elevators filled with glass from broken beer bottles and torn phone book pages, hallways littered with pizza and stairwells that were urinated and defecated upon.
Obviously, the vast majority of students don't participate in this type of behavior, but shame on the few who do. Maybe next time you should take the time to realize what a complete moron you are and consider that the overworked and underpaid maintenance staff will spend their early Saturdays and Sundays cleaning your stomach-turning filth.