Next month, he will turn 79, and these days, his physical ailments are no longer disguised. His sneezing was constant and he blew his nose often, and perhaps those are the reasons his team elected not to cover him with a Gatorade shower to commemorate its first Big Ten title in 11 years and first-ever Bowl Championship Series bowl berth.
"I wasn't gonna do it," Nittany Lions center E.Z. Smith said. "I've already been in enough trouble with Joe. I sure wasn't gonna throw any water on him."
What transpired on the field Saturday evening hardly tells the real story of this Lions team (10-1, 9-1 Big Ten).
The scorecard from Nov. 19, 2005, will forever read 31-22, Lions beat Spartans. But the stat sheet won't detail how grueling the climb back up to the top was for a maligned football program far past embarrassment. It won't tell how Paterno dealt privately with the fact that his players and coaches received offers to provide their services for other programs as the Penn State football program sadly declined.
Paterno compared his team's struggles of recent memory to a never-ending boxing match.
The last few years saw Penn State take blow after blow from its opponents, media and doubters combined. The Lions had been backed up against the ropes of disaster; a few times they were knocked down, and a few times, staying there might have seemed like the easiest solution.
To their credit, the Lions indeed got up again. The rise began more than a year ago, in the unlikely site of Bloomington, Ind., where a backed-up defense refused to permit entry past its goal line to a feisty Indiana offense that smelled blood.
When that scare was survived, the Lions returned home and beat this same Spartans team, prohibiting it from reaching a bowl game, and ironically doing the same thing this year, too.
"If you were a player on this team, you would understand that we went through hell," senior cornerback Alan Zemaitis said. "When we're losing, people point fingers at us saying we brought Penn State down. And these are the same players bringing Penn State back."
It appeared as if the Lions were in complete control of Saturday's game when they took a 17-0 lead into the locker room at halftime. The Lions offense started slow in the first quarter as drives were stalled because of dropped or overthrown passes and a running game not quite ready to take off. There was no telling whether the two-week layoff caused the celebration to be delayed somewhat.