"One time at work, I had a group of guys come up to me and say 'We've put our bets in -- what color is your g-string?' That was probably the worst one I've heard in a long time."

-- Chelsey Crocker
junior-crime, law and justice

"I said I was Tom Brady's brother once when I was out. ... It didn't work."

-- Adam Thomas
senior-international politics

"One time when I was walking in East Halls, my cell phone broke and I asked a group of girls to help me fix it. I was hoping for a few new numbers in there, but unfortunately I didn't get any."

-- Dave Richie
freshman-finance

"When I was at work, a guy dropped a packet of sugar on the floor and said 'honey, you dropped your nametag.' I thought it was really funny but it was something I never would have responded to."

-- Melissa O'Bradovich
senior-broadcast journalism

"My roommate's favorite line is 'If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?' I don't think he's had very much luck with it."

-- Matt McConnell
junior-broadcast journalism

-- Compiled by Jenna Spinelle