And I was not being knocked over by belligerent screaming fools who only grow louder every time a large gong -- wha??-- is pounded.
Yes, I do mean Canyon Pizza.
See, Pizza Roma offers a huge seating area both inside and out and presents a relatively tamer atmosphere than the aforementioned eatery.
In fact, I was so impressed by Pizza Roma that I returned with another friend of mine (we'll call him JC) two times since then to acquire a broader taste of the menu and a larger waistline.
And it turns out pizza isn't Roma's only strength.
The menu is quite extensive, including an array of hot sandwiches, and salads, as well as wings and appetizers.
I tried the Provolone Wedges, which are colossal cheese sticks sliced, seasoned, battered and fried right there, and served hot and crispy with marinara sauce.
Good stuff.
I would even go so far as to say they are the best cheese sticks I have ever had.
JC was equally pleased with the Parmesan chicken sandwich he ordered, which was also quite hefty and came with fries.
And, bonus! The fountain drinks are not, I repeat not, Pepsi products, but the superior Coke brand instead.
The nice thing about Pizza Roma is that even though it's not, say, the "hot spot," it still has a pretty heated personality of its own.
It's chill, laid back and affords the space and ambiance to mingle and giggle with friends.
It's just a place where good times are waiting to be had.