I saw a flier in the Willard building this morning that said, "I neutered my cat ... now he's a liberal." Why do neo-conservatives feel the need to break everything down to someone or something's "Johnson"? Are they that insecure with their ideologies and dogmatic thought that they constantly need to find some way to say "Mine's bigger than yours"?

Seems to me that with all the sexual assaults on campus and in town this year, a "responsible" organization like the one that posted this flier might begin to refrain from alluding to so many sexual innuendoes. It's pretty sad, I have to say.

By the way, you should get your dog or cat neutered. My cat has been a "liberal" for several years. She may not be a neo-conservative because of this, but she is smarter.