Margaret Cho, the second speaker in this season's Distinguished Speaker Series, "rocked the house" in Eisenhower Auditorium last night just as she promised she would.
"I feel kinda weird," said Cho to the sold out crowd of 2,500 people. "I'm supposed to be a distinguished speaker? Wow. What do I do?"
Cho was at Penn State last night as part of her tour, CHO Revolution. Her work is known for its political foundation, and she did not stray from her biting political comedy last night.
"I am staying away from California," she shouted to the crowd. "We already had a governor! No take-backs!" Cho said Schwarzenegger referred to Hitler while campaigning, which should have kept him from winning the position.
"The one person you cannot give a shout-out to is Hitler," she said. "You cannot say that Hitler is a homie. Maybe Mussolini, maybe."
Cho said voters were misinformed, which is why people voted for Schwarzenegger at all. "People are so stupid and voted for him because they actually think he is a robot from the future."
Cho received the greatest reaction when she turned her comedy towards Bush.
"If we were gonna have a recall election, why don't we recall the presidential election?" she shouted above roaring laughter and applause.
Cho's ultimate message was that everyone should unite against inequalities. "We should have a million minority march," she said. "That would include everybody."
Cho criticized the government's action to ban same-sex marriages under the premise that "marriage is sacred." She said the government should look at marriage before they make such a statement.
"Carmen Electra and Dennis Rodman got married," Cho said. "Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley. Liza Minelli and David Gest--now that is my idea of marriage."
She took on a more serious tone as she reminded the audience members to "de-colonize" their minds. Cho spoke about how 1,049 federal rights are denied when lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) people are not recognized as married couples.
"This can mean so many things, from becoming unable to collect social security after the deaths of their spouses to being unable to adopt children," she said.
Cho asked the audience to extend the right of love to others no matter what they thought about LGBT issues.
"LGBT people are defined by who they love and how they love," she said. "They exist in the world and they are there because they love."

