Undergraduate Student Government President Ian Rosenberger gave freshmen some useful advice during Friday night's President's Convocation, courtesy of his grandmother: Find a nice girl, marry right out of college, "and make sure she knows how to polka."
Rosenberger then provided the new students with his own personal insights, focusing mainly on the value of becoming involved around campus from the start.
"Take the golden opportunity before you," he said. "Nowhere else is there such a great mixture ... great course selection, cultural events."
He also encouraged students to become involved in student government and to feel free to come to him or any other member of government for help.
"I'm 6 feet 8 inches," he joked. "I can't be hard to find."
Before the speakers took to the stage, Savoir Faire, the university's only all-female a cappella group, had the crowd clapping in rhythm with their renditions of three songs, including Madonna's "Like a Prayer."
Nicole Lobaugh, the Penn State Board of Trustees' student member, then introduced the Nittany Lion, and all eyes turned to the back of the auditorium as he made his way through the crowd.
Lobaugh led the group in counting out loud as the Lion did 18 one-armed push-ups, before revealing that the mascot was actually a special guest -- Penn State President Graham Spanier.
Spanier introduced some facts that had many students laughing -- and some cringing.
He said the cereal of choice in the dining halls is Lucky Charms; the Creamery produces 2.5 million ice cream cones a year; the average student washes their sheets only four times during a 15-week semester.

