Your columnist is unhappy because he thinks conservatives are on the bottom of the heap at Penn State ("Conservatives are the group in the closet," April 8).

But, I thought conservatives loved the bottom of the heap? Isn't that why they always try to save a place there for struggling groups, such as non-whites, women, union members, gays, environmentalists, civil libertarians, etc.?

And, how can a conservative be so shameless as to whine about unfairness and ask for quotas? Sounds to me like
a believer in oppression and victimization.