Fellow students, we should be proud of ourselves for this first week of classes. Every class I had this past week I shared with a good-looking, sweet-smelling group of students.

The girls all had their hair done nice and were wearing make-up and their best outfits. And, to give the guys some credit, they didn't reek.

Back in December, instead of classrooms filled with the fruity smell of hand lotion and strategically played deodorant, the stinking combination of B.O. and Red Bull permeated.

And instead of students wearing a nice ensemble from Gap, they would show up to their finals wearing a potato sack and swim fins.

So thank you Penn State and let's see if we can't continue looking and smelling great and avoid the inevitable transformation we all undergo into slobs by the end of the semester.