I would like to personally express my deepest gratitude to Jonathan Douglas Barry for his guidance and wisdom in reference to premarital sex. Prior to his letter, I was blind to the evils of the restroom prophylactic dispenser. Satan himself installed them, beckoning all who partake into a life of sin. Truly, I have seen the evil of my ways and the ways of my peers. We must all heed the word of Mr. Barry for it's clear that he is acting on behalf of our Lord and Savior here at Penn State.

As the saying goes, Mr. Barry, "Judge not lest ye be judged." I think that before you attempt to "save" us all, perhaps you should look in the mirror and decide if passing judgment on people you don't know is any more appropriate than partaking in the "sin" of premarital sex.