You alumni are something else. Tell me you didn't get all boozed up for the big game and goof off and yell cusses in the stands. We're typical college kids just like you were.

It's not time for us to grow up yet, so don't scold us to; lay off. Go out and live your lives. I really hope there's something more to them than being the passive watchdogs, analysts, and critics of your "dear old State."

By the way, awesome place and all, but someone kill me if I ever seriously call it that.