Line dance lyrics

Pik-a-chu, Guzunteit! Junk-dot com.
Grab a bite or catch a flight, the HUB is finally done.
Age of Aquariums, Age of Aquariums.
Y2-A-OK. Collegian says a five-star day.
Wall Street, get rich like Blair Witch.
We look like the school from Abercrombie and Fitch.

Chorus:

Ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh!
Dance Mar-a-thon. Wooo!
2000 - 2000 - 2000 - 2000
We are Penn State, Nittany Lions, grrrrr, grrrrr.
Stinky feet, stinky feet, we don't wanna take a seat!
Hershey kiss-for the kids!
We want the lions! We want the cure! The cure can't wait! Fight on State!
Four Diamonds, for-ever!
Come on, let's Thon on! We will all Thon on!
Come on, let's Thon on! We will all Thon on!

College-look left. Beaver- look right.
Loop, link. Free! Loop, link.
Listen, here! Millennium's next year!
Second verse-same as the first. Psych!
My bum is on the dancer, my bum is on the dancer.
Fonzi, and Chachi too. Happy days for me and you.
Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick -BOOM- Thon's the bomb.
Lady Spikers win it all, Sandusky takes his curtain call.
Bowling with the Aggies-Shut out.
We've got fencing, yes we do, five straight titles, how 'bout you?
Say Day-o! (Day-o!) Say Day-o! (Day-o!)
Armstrong-Tour de France. Backstreet, Brittany, cargo pants.
Raise the can! Drop the chalupa!
Blah, blah, yada, yada. Everybody-holla, holla!

Repeat chorus

We want a cure for cancer! And that's our final answer!
Come on, let's Thon on! We will all Thon on!
Come on, let's Thon on! We will all Thon on!
Thon 2000 -Love Never Fails! (Hey Na-na-na-na)
Day-O! We're not tired and we won't home!

Source: 2000 Interfraternity Council/Panhellenic Dance Marathon Morale Committee