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![]() Thursday, Feb. 19, 1998 |
Collegian Columnist
Dance marathon-stealing Grinch learns important lessonThe Lions in Happy Valley liked dance marathon a lot, but the Grinch that lived on top of Mount Nittany did not. The Grinch hated Thon with all of its joy. He hated the giving to little girls and little boys. |
![]() Megan E. Deiger (med159@psu.edu) is a junior majoring in English and psychology and a Collegian columnist. |
It could be his head wasn't screwed on quite right, or maybe he
just didn't know wrong from right. But I think the most likely
reason of all, may have been that his heart was 10 sizes too small.
From November to February, year after year, he watched as the
Lions fought for the cause held so dear. And he cursed all their
efforts, and he sneered at their rants, and he even despised the
beloved line dance.
While he watched with a frown, the committees were chosen, and
quickly his heart became even more frozen. He watched as the Lions
went door-to-door, and the Grinch hated Thon every day more and
more.
"Curse those Lions, and their big heart," sneered the
beast. "If only I could ruin their cause in the least."
And he waited and saw as registration took place, and he noticed
the dancers and loathed every smiling face. Kickoff dinner came
then, soon after, and the Grinch cringed and shook at the sound
of the laughter. "I must stop this Thon!" thought the
Grinch as he scowled. And he fumed and he fretted and pouted and
howled.
Then he got an idea.
An awful idea.
The Grinch got a wonderful, awful idea.
"I will steal their dance marathon" he thought with
a grin. "I will take all their joy, and at last I will win!
I will take all their cans, and their signs and their pledge books.
I will take their kind wishes and happy, caring looks. I will
take their theme hours, their committees and treats. I will steal
their clean socks and new shoes for their feets! I will sneak
to Happy Valley, and their Thon I will take. Then I'll watch from
Mount Nittany as their hearts fall and break!"
So the night before Thon to the White Building he crept. And he
tore down the "walk" and his tiny heart leapt. He packed
all the signs, and the banners and food, and he put them away
and he sealed them up good. He kidnapped the captains, and guests
and moralers.
"Let's see them try to get through 48 hours!" And he
laughed as he thought of the heartache he'd bring. "At last,
I have ruined this marathon thing!" And when he had the trappings all tied up and bagged, and when he had Todd Waltman all bound up and gagged, he fled to Mount Nittany with the cargo in tow, to await their reactions from the cold mountain snow. |
| "So the night before Thon to the White Building he crept. And he
tore down the "walk" and his tiny heart leapt."
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The next afternoon, precisely at 7, the Grinch looked toward the
White Building from the heavens. And he wrung his hands with grim,
evil glee, with the hope of some sad, tear-stained faces to see.
But to his surprise, no cries did he hear. Not even the tiniest
lack of good cheer.
From his perch on Mount Nittany, the Grinch heard a sound, and
it caused his weak, little heart to pound. With each passing second,
the noise became louder, and it reached the Grinch laying in the
snowy, white powder. And the Grinch realized from the place where
he hid, that the Lions were chanting the phrase "For the
kids."
And the Grinch knew at once, that Thon had not ended, and that
no child's heart would need to be mended. You see, the Lions were
there in the White Building that day, and their voices were proud
and their songs were still gay. And the Grinch stood up quickly,
and growled with fright.
"How could it be that they still dance tonight?" They
danced without moralers, they danced without themes. They danced
without captains or JoePa or teams! They danced without presents
they danced without praise, but they kept right on dancing for
two-straight, full days!
And when the Grinch saw this, something happened to his heart.
It turned into a diamond, split up in four parts: Courage, Wisdom,
Honesty, Strength. And it was 12-inches high and 10-inches in
length.
The Grinch flew down Mount Nittany, with the speed of a hawk,
and he helped the captains re-assemble the "walk." And
he joined in the theme hours, and he played with the kids, and
he never went back to the place he once hid. And every year after, the Grinch danced at Thon, and he preached that its spirit should live on and on. Not just in Happy Valley, but all places far and near. May the giving spirit of Thon last throughout the whole year. |
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