Just when the Pop Cesspool decided that no alcoholic beverage could be less appealing than Zima, along comes the worst beer gimmick ever created:
That's right, along with dry beer, light beer, dark beer and clear beer, now there's ice beer. Imagine -- beer that's cold! Just think how much time and effort it took the beer geniuses to come up with that idea.
So that they don't have to strain themselves so much the next time, the Pop Cesspool wants to help out with a few suggestions:
everyone's a lightweight."
Wet beer
"For those of you who caught on
to the dry beer thing."
Crystal beer
"We would have called it Zima,
but somebody else makes that."
Slimfast beer
"To help out those really
heavy drinkers."
Water beer
"Ice beer at room temperature."
Vapor beer
"Ice beer at the boiling point."
Fluoride beer "Tastes great, less filling
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