Last year I took the USG elections seriously -- a mistake on my part, I admit. But, considering that USG has disintegrated into a series of petty squabblings and personal conflicts, I no longer feel obligated to act mature.

Personally, anyone loses my vote if he or she thinks that putting Calvin and Hobbes on a campaign poster will gain it.

I don't know about you, but I'm voting for the Rubber Chicken candidates -- Salivation Man and Hocker.