Bo Jackson. The consummate athlete. He "knows" everything. Bo knows football. Bo knows baseball. He knows basketball, tennis, weights and running. Heck, bo even knows Didley.

But, does Bo know Josh? Well, to quote from Wayne Gretzky, "No!"

In fact, I don't think that anyone really knows Josh. Who the hell is Josh?! On second thought never mind. Let me clarify; who cares who Josh is?

We represent a large group of students who not only don't know who Josh is -- we don't care! By the way, if you are planning on replying to this (letter) to explain who Josh is and tell us what idiots we are, save yourself some time.

We don't want to know who he is (. . .and as for the latter part of that statement, we already have a pretty good idea of the kind of idiots we are).

In fact, our organization, A Bunch of Guys Who Don't Really Care A Whole Lot About Josh, Or Anything Else For That Matter (ABOGWDRACAWLAJOAEFT M for short) was perfectly happy with the world before this "Josh thing" even began. We see this whole thing as an annoyance of epic proportions.

If you sympathize with our plight, we would be happy to have you join our struggle against this irritating concept called JOSH. To help, just write the words "Does Bo know" before the word "JOSH" in your classrooms.

Thank you for your support.